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UPDATE, WINTER 2012: KROGG CURRENTLY UNDERGOING LIFE TURMOIL. PLEASE ALL TEXT BELOW NO LONGER CURRENT. PLEASE STANDBY FOR UPDATE.
Hello! Krogg here, caveman blogger extraordinaire You tired of same old blogs? Fed-up with bland race reports? Stuck in front of computer, bored out of your mind? Searching for meaning of life? Well no longer! Krogg have solution for you -- GliderBison Blog the answer!
Krogg now preparing for tenth season of racing bicycles, and fourth year of keeping this blog. It true, Krogg do this for full decade! Krogg may not be smartest caveman on face of planet, nor fastest racer, nor best writer, but Krogg guarantee: Krogg hardest working caveman blogger on internet!
Krogg again racing for Exergy Professional Cycling Team! First off, Krogg like to thank all those loyal readers who waste time on Krogg's blog since back in the old days. Without your support, Krogg certainly would have quit cycling and taken up dodgeball long ago. Krogg hope we can all agree this horrible possibility:
Next, Krogg like to welcome new readers: you poor bastards -- get out now while there's still time! DON'T GET SUCKED IN! NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM THIS!!!
Now then, readers new and old alike, Krogg like to extend warm invitation to you: join Krogg on fantastic journey through exciting world of professional bicycle racing! All season long Krogg promise to work hard, keep you informed, inspired, and hopefully entertained.