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Friday, August 26, 2011

GLIDERBISON GIVEAWAY: A FRIGGIN' JERSEY

In celebration of the biggest race of the year, I present to you, the biggest giveaway in the history of my blog:

A FRIGGIN' EXERGY JERSEY! 

That's right, you can win an official Team Exergy jersey, simply by commenting on my blog. Yes, it's one of mine, which I guess makes it a used jersey -- but take my word for it, it's seen minimal use. It's a size medium. I'll sign it (or at least Krogg will) if you want me to. Wear it, hang it on your wall, or cut into pieces and use it to de-grease your chain -- whatever you want -- it's free! 

And thanks for following GliderBison.

This could be you!

THE RULES: To enter, just post a comment on this blog post (facebook entries don't count). As always, entries that are submitted in poem form are greatly appreciated, though not necessary. One post per person please, and be sure to leave your name (or at least a unique pseudonym). I'll draw a winner using a random number generator once I'm safely back in Boise after the USA Pro Cycling Challenge. Check back here on Monday evening to see if you won! SIMPLE! GOOD LUCK!
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43 comments:

  1. Jamie StangelandAugust 26, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    First?

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  2. K-ManAugust 26, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    Second? And a medium? Did you shrink?

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  3. RachelAugust 26, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    Manohmanohmanohman!

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  4. cycloidAugust 26, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    Already been socked and bottled—not looking to be coddled—not to be greedy—but a random Krogg jersey—would look real speedy—so I show no mercy. . . and spin again.

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  5. Brent BroomeAugust 26, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    Through Colorado valleys
    Exergy did pull the peleton.
    If only I looked like that...

    ...and if I win, I will! Huzzah!

    I was stoked to see you and the team doing "a job of work" (as Sherwin classically put it) at the front end of the field today. You got some major TV time, which was cool. Hope the next few days go swimmingly and that hotels continue to one-up themselves.

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  6. kfarrellAugust 26, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    i could use something to wrap fish with.

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  7. Chad RichmondAugust 26, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    I seen you on the teeveeeee!

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  8. byrongostopAugust 26, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    Any used jersey is still better than New Jersey!

    Love!

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  9. DirkageAugust 27, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    Roses are red, violets are blue, holy crap Sammy J will even sign it too!?

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  10. Jerry ShereAugust 27, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    A jersey from Krogg
    So happy for this Blog
    and, yes I have lots of chains to clean.

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  11. vannaboAugust 27, 2011 at 6:47 AM

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  12. Tove ShereAugust 27, 2011 at 7:20 AM

    Yes I would wear without regret,
    A jersey in which Krogg has sweat,
    And when I don this precious gear,
    The wings of Bison should appear.

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  13. Tove ShereAugust 27, 2011 at 7:22 AM

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  14. UnknownAugust 27, 2011 at 7:28 AM

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  15. UnknownAugust 27, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    Keith jersey make me faster?

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  16. veryrustybrownAugust 27, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Oh, must have! Will look great when I'm on my Felt, esp. signed by Krogg!

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  17. andegenehilljohnsonhallAugust 27, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Krogg Mamma want.

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  18. DylanAugust 27, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    I don't know about you people and wearing the jersey, I'm framing that bad-boy and going to admire it everyday in its safe glass case!

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  19. ZacaliciousAugust 27, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Jersey come and jersey go
    but krogg jersey best in show
    with it, me smash my foe
    medium? uh oh, time to grow.

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  20. AnonymousAugust 27, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    Sending Krogg Hurricane power
    Here in Gloucester Irene is beginning to pitter patter
    Your jersey would be as exciting as this storm
    Wow!
    -Timbah love

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  21. MattiAugust 27, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    A brand new jersey
    Is a flower much less sweet:
    Krogg's cast off is BOSS.

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  22. SterlingAugust 27, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Big man from old times
    Crushing up asphalt, jersey
    is now up for grabs

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  23. SethAugust 27, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    a medium kit
    is not what krogg will need now
    bearskin for the hunt

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  24. AnonymousAugust 27, 2011 at 7:54 PM

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  25. LukeAugust 27, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    I can haz jersey?
    With Exergy on my chest
    I'll swing axe like Krogg

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  26. TadAugust 27, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    Too few jerseys to
    Satisfy us all. Just ONE?
    Tears fall like Sam's sweat.

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  27. Bob CescaAugust 27, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    I'm a fellow 6'4" rider. It will totally fit!

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  28. Martin CriminaleAugust 28, 2011 at 5:17 AM

    Comment!

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  29. Ryan DAugust 28, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Team Exergy kits: they burlify the wispy and slenderize the ample.

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  30. AnonymousAugust 28, 2011 at 2:58 PM

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  31. Cosmic ColliderAugust 28, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    Living vicariously through...
    Krogg the caveman and his alter ego Sam the amazing writer! A Jersey would be BOSS if you know what I mean!

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  32. JAFerroAugust 28, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    I just want the jersey not the speedo is my credo! Maybe a large would of let you breathe in stead of heave!

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  33. John GAugust 28, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    sweet! team exergy rules!

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  34. NickAugust 28, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    If I win such a jersey, will I be bestowed with a residue of Krogg-like powers? The ability to suffer unimaginable sufferings, the strength to heft large axe, the cunning to hunt elusive mammoths.

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  35. NotimerAugust 28, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Will wearing the jersey make me faster?

    The exergy of a system is the maximum useful work possible during a process that brings the system into equilibrium with a heat reservoir. (Wiki)

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  36. Starnes famAugust 28, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    You swing mighty ax! So easy a caveman can do it not apply to Krogg in US Pro Challenge! Congrats and thanks for the entertainment this week!

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  37. BrettAugust 28, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    great fun watching you on the national stage. and free give-aways are always fun.

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  38. cycloidAugust 29, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    37 comments ???
    Colorado made Krogg famous!
    Bet France will embrace you as well.

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  39. samwiseAugust 29, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    wash it

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  40. SethAugust 29, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Enjoyed watching you guys all week Sam. Talked with Dave, Matt, and Eric in the hotel lobby at the end. Excellent first MAJOR appearance by the team!!

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  41. monovichAugust 29, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    Who is that svelte jersey model anyway? He has the physique of a Greek god.

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  42. Chris millerAugust 29, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Followed you guys across four stages. Say hi to cookie for us as he kindly signed a USA pro cycling jersey for my wife and I at the Avon start.

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  43. NancyAugust 29, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    "Holy Shit" is all it took
    You had me on the hook
    An Exergy fan I became
    Your great attitude
    Despite the altitude
    Made it great to be a cycling fan

    I can't wait to watch all of the stages I taped. Following the race at every stage is incredible, but you miss so much of what goes on in between.

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