Friday, March 27, 2009

Ye Olde Proclamation


CITIZENS OF CANDYLAND!!!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!
BY MANDATE OF OUR KING, I HEREBY PROCLAIM TOMORROW, THE TWENTY-EIGHTH DAY IN THE MONTH OF MARCH, IN THE TWO-THOUSAND AND NINTH YEAR OF OUR LORD, TO BE A PUBLIC HOLIDAY:
TOMORROW SHALL BE A DAY OF CELEBRATION FOR ALL, FOR TOMORROW SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS
CINNAMON SATURDAY!
ON THE EVE OF THE INFAMOUS TEST OF STRENGTH AND SKILL KNOWN AS THE INDEPENDENCE VALLEY ROAD RACE, THE KING SHALL SET TO WORK HIS FINEST BAKERS, CRAFTING SPECIAL CONFECTIONS FIT FOR HIS MAJESTY HIMSELF, BUT AVAILABLE TO THE COMMON PEOPLE
(FOR A MEASLY $3).
THESE GLORIOUS AND DELICIOUS CINNAMON ROLLS HAVE BEEN FORTIFIED TO SATISFY THE NUTRITIONAL NEEDS OF ENDURANCE ATHLETES, AND ARE THE IDEAL SNACK FOR BEFORE, DURING OR AFTER COMPETITION.
LET CINNAMON ROLLS FILL OUR BELLIES, AND WARM OUR HEARTS!

Cinnamon Rolls will be available for $3 in-between the morning and afternoon races, and after the afternoon races (while supplies last). Look for the red flag!

3 comments:

Dirk said...

Holy crap, did you make these!? Or is this kind of like the baked potatoes and chili at Mason Lake?

Perhaps a Parrot said...

oh yes, I made them Dirk -- believe the hype.

Abby said...

Those look awesome. You totally put my cinnamon rolls to shame. Way to one up me with frosting.