Tuesday, January 30, 2018

TESTING....THIS THING STILL WORK???

HELLO FELLOW CAVEMAN AND CAVEWOMAN -- KROGG HERE! 

KROGG AWAKEN FROM LONG SLUMBER IN ICE! 




YES KROGG KNOW IT BEEN MANY MOONS SINCE LAST POST. KROGG "TECHNICALLY" RETIRE FROM RACING BACK IN 2012, AND STOP POSTING ON BLOG VERY SHORTLY THEREAFTER. 

MANY THINGS CHANGE SINCE. HERE SHORT LIST: 


  • KROGG GET SLOW AND FAT
  • WORLD CHANGE IN COUNTLESS WAYS BIG AND SMALL. FOR INSTANCE: BITCOIN HAPPENED
  • AMERICA CONFUSE KROGG. IN CAVEMAN SOCIETY, TRUMP WOULD BE INSTANTLY BANISHED FROM TRIBE FOR COUNTLESS REASONS. IN AMERICA? AMERICA ELECT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT. 
  • KROGG START MAKING GIANT PUPPETS. THIS SUIT KROGG SENSIBILITIES QUITE WELL. 
  • KROGG GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET GRADUATE DEGREE. THIS DEGREE CALLED "MBA" WHICH STAND FOR "MASTODON BULLSHIT ARTIST." [DON'T REFLECT ON THIS TOO LONG -- JUST RUN WITH IT -- YES, MASTODON CAN MAKE BULLSHIT, OK?]
  • MORE RECENTLY, KROGG SIGN UP FOR GIANT CRAZY MOUNTAIN BIKE RACE CALLED LEADVILLE 100. THIS REEEEEEALLY DUMB IDEA. KROGG HAVE NO BUSINESS LINING UP AT RACE LIKE THAT. THAT RACE KICK KROGG CAVEMAN-ASS EVEN AT PEAK OF CAVEMAN FITNESS -- NOW, KROGG DEEPLY SKEPTICAL OF ABILITY TO FINISH WITHOUT ***GASP*** ACTUAL TRAINING!
FOR THIS REASON, KROGG PARTNER WITH WONDERFUL PLACE CALLED UpCycle Boise, AND ORGANIZE THREE-MONTH TRAINING PROGRAM -- MOSTLY TO FORCE KROGG TO ACTUALLY GET CAVEMAN-REAR IN MAMMOTH-GEAR! 

SO, IT WITH GREAT EXCITEMENT THAT KROGG ANNOUNCE: 



COME TRAIN WITH KROGG!





[ALSO, YES, THIS MIGHT MEAN KROGG TAKE METAPHORICAL PEN TO DIGITAL PAPER FROM TIME TO TIME. DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP TOO HIGH. KROGG TYPING BRAIN FEEL RUSTY AND AWKWARD, LIKE CAVE-PAINTER WHO GET HANDS BITTEN OFF BY WILD-CAT.] 


1 comment:

Bob said...

KROGG!!! Welcome back!