Sunday, August 19, 2012

USA Pro Cycling Challenge: Back to School Edition

OK EVERYBODY! STRAP ON HELMET AND BUCKLE SAFEBELT: KROGG AND TEAM EXERGY ABOUT TO START BIG RACE! USA PRO CYCLING CHALLENGE PART II...THE SECOND...REDUX...RETURNS...STRIKES BACK...THE SEQUEL!

Krogg very excite for big race. Why? Because Krogg race big race last year! Read about here (just keep clicking newer post at the bottom of the page)! This year, big race start in DOO-RANG-GO. Nice city. Big mountain. Cool weather. Krogg like! Race headquarters at Fort Lewis College. Fort Lewis College very excite to have race here: 


Just like last year, race have ceremony to kickoff. All racers get dressed up in tight pants, and trot on stage like horse at auction. Rich people sit in audience and famous cycling announcer ask question to Freddie. At end, KROGG AND TEAM GET PRESENTS!!!


Wow! Gift bag nice! 



Krogg open gift bag and instantly become suspicious. Krogg know: only time someone shower Krogg with gifts like this is just before same someone apologize for something they did wrong. Sometimes, gifts work ("Oh you didn't need to get me a whole set -- I never really liked that coffee mug you broke in the first place"), but often don't ("I guess the mug is a nice gesture, but you destroyed my $2,000 juicer when you made yourself that chia-seed shake").   

Then Krogg get first view of bedroom. Turns out, Krogg have good reason for suspicion. We stay in tiny dorm room made for small person. Krogg not enthused. 


Dorm room try to make amends. 
Ok big race, time to listen to Krogg -- you no play nice with Krogg -- Krogg no play nice with you! TOMORROW, KROGG TRY TO GET IN BREAKAWAY, UNDERSTAND?! 

Much more to come. Stay tune.