Remembering Minnesota

I was recently in Minnesota, and there are some things I'd like to share--a few "rules" of Minnesota, if you will.

Rule 1: It shall be hot, and there shall be wind.
-->Nothing like some hot, humid wind to warrant 6 showers per day.

Rule 2: Rollerblading is still cool.
-->The early 90's still cling grimly to life in Minnesota, it's true.

Rule 3: Lakes are everywhere, as are rivers.
-->I'm convinced there's an ocean nearby too, but this can be neither confirmed nor denied.

Rule 4: If you are a male, and outdoors, you shall not wear a shirt.
-->Amen.

Rule 5: They actually talk like that!
-->You betcha, Minn-aye-soooo-da, it's all there...