Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Why's It Gotta POUR When It Rains???




What the fuck is going on??

My car is in the shop, my computer completely died [typing this on Gus's computer], I came down with a cold, and the weather turned shitty all in the same week. I had a one of the most miserable racing experiences of my life last weekend, after my core temperature dropped dramatically while standing in 22 degree weather (with windchill) for forty fucking minutes [see above picture] while the (very poorly organized) race promoters checked people in at a one-at-a-time snail's pace; our start time was delayed by nearly two hours, I was grumpy all day, and despite spending an hour drinking hot tea inside, couldn't get warm again. Naturally I had a bad race -- and it wasn't because I didn't have aero wheels. I still haven't ridden my new bike [shitty weather, missing parts], I still haven't started to move out (even though I'm planning on uprooting in a week), and I still haven't sold enough of my stuff on craigslist to afford to fix my car or my computer or to buy the remaining bike parts I need. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

The only thing keeping me going these days are the milkshakes. No matter how bad I feel, sucking down a 22 oz. Banana Oreo milkshake seems to make all my troubles disappear. Thank god for milkshakes huh?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

milkshakes huh? Some of us like good 'ol car washes to wipe the blues away- but when the cars in the shop milkshakes rock... Sunnyside up, it's the first day of Spring! -Anjilla

Matt Weyen said...

Yo, I could prolly fix your computer for free. If it's just a software thing, I can get it going. If it's hardware, you're f***ed.

Matt Weyen said...

Yo, I could prolly fix your computer for free. If it's just a software thing, I can get it going. If it's hardware, you're f***ed.

Matt Weyen said...

Feel free to delete the extra comment... and this one

Perhaps a Parrot said...

Thanks for the offer Matt. As for your comments, I can't delete them! What, and dash my chaces of a GliderBison all time comment record? Not a chance!