Monday, April 21, 2008

MAGIC SOAP!!!

Dear Dr. Bronner,

Your soap is so fucking amazing it makes my head spin. Thank you for inventing this amazing soap! It cleans my hands, it shampoos my hair, it lathers my body.
FUCK YEAH!
It cleans my dishes, it decreases my chain, it it washes my clothes.
FUCK YEAH!
It makes a mighty fine tooth paste, it kills the fungus on my feet, it tastes delicious drizzled on a salad.
FUCK YEAH!
Mixed with gasoline it makes napalm, blended with orange juice and ice it makes a daiquiri, added to gasoline it improves your gas mileage by 30 percent.
FUCK YEAH!

I love your soap.

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