Saturday, May 31, 2008
UNLEASH THE COWS (and donkeys) OF HELL!!!
Today while warming up for the Mutual of Enumclaw Points Omnium and Three Ring Circus, I encountered these horrifying beasts:
What could I do but flee in abject horror from their terrible fangs [obscured in this photo by their woolly coats], their terrible claws [obscured in this photo by the grass], and their EXTREMELY terrible horns [normally found with pieces of man-flesh adorning the tips, not unlike marshmallows on a roasting stick]. Look at me flee:
Speaking of abomination of nature, this encounter reminds me of another phenomenon so perverse it usually isn't found outside the gates of hell: donkey basketball. The fact that this heinous activity has garnered the attention of the mainstream media is more than appalling. See for yourself:
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2 comments:
dear sam. Aren't those yaks?
thank heavens for johnny 'corncobb' bennett.
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