Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I'M BONA FIDE, BITCH!

KROGG HAVE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THIS FRIGGIN' GREAT DAY -- TODAY KROGG SIGN CONTRACT WITH PROFESSIONAL CYCLING TEAM. NEXT YEAR, KROGG RIDE FOR:















DRUM ROLL PLEASE











EXERGY PROFESSIONAL CYCLING TEAM! 





THIS TO BE NEW TEAM FOR 2011, BUT TRUST KROGG -- TEAM WILL HAVE SOME BADASS RIDERS, SOME TOP NOTCH SPONSORS, AND SOME EXCELLENT SUPPORT ALL YEAR. KROGG FEEL EXTREMELY PRIVILEGED TO LAND SPOT ON TEAM, AND EXCITED TO RISE TO CHALLENGE.

Krogg remember roughly one year ago when Adrian Hungarian, good friend of Krogg land his first pro contract. Krogg remember wishing he could feel like that too some day -- WELL NOW KROGG DO!!!!!!!! KROGG REALIZE -- THIS IS ONLY BEGINNING!!! KROGG CAN'T FRIGGIN WAIT!!!!

Krogg obscenely grateful to everyone who help Krogg along the way -- every home stay, every team mate, every sponsor, every friend whose couch Krogg sleep on (sometimes for years at a time -- thanks Alan!), and every family member who hold tongue when Krogg say he plan on racing "one more season," instead of get real job. This truly dream come true, and Krogg SO FLIPPING EXCITED TO CRUSH CAVEMAN BONES NEXT SEASON!

Much more news about Team Exergy to come -- some roster spots still to be determined, some details regarding sponsors still to be determined, and some components of Krogg life still to be determined (where Krogg live? when Krogg move? what Krogg do with new mountains of cash?), but hot shit, buckle up for another year of top notch blogging GliderBison fans -- this shit just got real!

14 comments:

Andrew F Martin said...

Congrats Sam - great news. Well deserved.

Abby said...

That is awesome! Congratulations! They are lucky to have you and you should tell them that frequently.

Debi Toews said...

Absolutely awesome!

Jordan said...

sweet! major accomplishment!

Tad said...

That is freaking awesome, Sam. I am so so psyched for you. Tear their legs off!

Bob Cesca said...

Congratulations, Sam! That's outstanding news!

Martin Criminale said...

Congratulations Sam, nothing like realizing a huge goal.

Juicey said...

Way to go Sam! It's great to see all of your handwork and dedication paid off. A huge congrats.

IAN said...

FUCK YEAH!

danielle said...

a#1. CONGRATS!!!!! This is really f-ing exciting!

b#2. That was my couch, where is my shout out?!??!?!?!!! ;-)

Perhaps a Parrot said...

First off -- thank you everybody! I'm really excited. It's going to be sad for me to leave Seattle, but the cycling world is small, and we'll see eachother penty I'm sure.

And Danielle -- you are correct -- that was your couch, and I'm so grateful.

danielle said...

Thank you :)

And again, I'm really excited for you, this is a huge accomplishment!!!

Eli said...

Time to change the blogger profile, Sam. "Aspiring amateur cyclist" no more . . .

Richard Hill said...

WOW!! NEPHEW!! This unka Rich. Me feel big big happy for you!! BIGGEST happy I feel in many times. Me think big news when me qualify for Kona, but this WAY WAY bigger!! This Big league!! I so proud that I thump chest all over neighborhood!! (Neighbors think Unka Rich nut job) Me send fat fast Unka Rich hugs!!