RACES OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!!!

YAR MATEYS, HOIST AWAY -- AND PUT YER BACKS INTO IT!
TONIGHT WE SET SAIL, AND IN TWO WEEKS TIME, OUR WHEELS SHALL SPIN OVER THE RICHEST SET OF ROADS A RACER'S EVER SET EYES UPON.
THE CROSSING WILL NOT BE EASY, AND THE PLUNDER WILL NOT UNGUARDED, BUT A RACE IS A RACE, AND A'RACIN'S WHAT WE DO!!

ONLY A FOOL WOULD STAND 'TWEEN A MADMAN LIKE ME AND HIS GOLD, BUT FOOLS THERE ARE A'PLENTY DOWN IN THE VALLEY OF THE SUN. HEAR ME NOW AND SHIVER YER TIMBERS, YOU FOOLISH MEN WHO THINK THEY STAND A CHANCE 'GAINST THE MOST DREADED NAME IN THE IDAHO SEA -- I AM AFRAID OF NO MAN -- HAVE YOU NINE LUNGS AND SIX HEARTS, HAVE YOU A PRO CONTRACT WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF, LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND KNOW:


I AM NOT AFRAID...