Screw You Mother Nature!

To whom it may concern,
The purpose of this letter is to file a formal complaint regarding the meteorological occurrences of the morning of January 6, 2008. Despite ample forewarning that the morning in question was reserved for usage by Sam Johnson for the purposes of a twenty-minute maximum effort, the offending party placed no less than four inches of new snow on every horizontal surface in Ada county, including all roads, sidewalks and bike paths. Due to the extremely skinny nature of Sam Johnson's road bike tires, the addition of four inches of new snow made any and all bicycle riding absolutely impossible due to a "near certainty" of slipping and falling. The lack of usable roads has forced Sam to reschedule his ride, which will now take place in the sub-prime environment of his living room, where he will no doubt overheat thanks to a lack of adequate exhaust fan, and get extremely bored thanks to a lack of new scenery to look at. If this new snow is not removed within twenty-four hours, Sam Johnson is prepared to press charges. On behalf of Sam Johnson, and Sam Johnson's entire legal team, I sure as hell hope it doesn't come to that...