"It's A Silly Race..."

Yesterday's Prolouge was a silly race. NOBODY knows how to pace themselves for a sub-3 minute effort, nobody! It's a silly distance, and a silly thing. SILLY SILLY SILLY. Ben Jacques-Maynes CRUSHED everybody, beating the next competitor by a solid 2 SECONDS!! WHOAH!!! HOLY SHIT!!! (he averaged 37 miles per hour to do so). I on the other hand finished a scant 6 seconds back, good for 22nd place. SILLY RACE SILLY RACE!!!!! The only thing sillier is Camelot: