Friday, May 6, 2011

Sometimes, It's Just Not Up To You...

SOMETIMES YOU WAKE UP WANTING TO RIDE YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE, BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR BILLS AND SKYPE YOUR GRANDMA SO YOU PUT YOUR BIKE RIDE OFF UNTIL THE AFTERNOON BECAUSE THOSE CLOUDS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO BURN OFF LATER IN THE DAY ANYWAY AND GRANDMA DOESN'T REALLY LIKE HER COMPUTER SO SHE DOESN'T USE IT MUCH, WHICH MEANS YOU'D BETTER SKYPE HER WHILE SHE'S ONLINE, AND BESIDES IT STAYS LIGHT UNTIL LIKE 9PM IN BOISE THESE DAYS, SO YOU'LL GET TO RIDE YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE FOR SURE....UNLESS....THOSE CLOUDS DON'T BURN OFF, AND INSTEAD START TO SPIT RAIN ONTO YOU, CALLING INTO QUESTION THE WHOLE POSSIBILITY OF A MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDE, UNTIL YOU ARE FINALLY CONVINCED IT WILL POUR RAIN ON YOU IF YOU DARE TAKE YOUR NEW MOUNTAIN BIKE ON THOSE TRAILS, LEAVING YOU NO CHOICE BUT TO CALL OFF THE WHOLE GODDAM THING AND INSTEAD TAKE YOURSELF OUT TO SEE THOR, WHICH IS GOING TO FRICKIN' ROCK, EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T READ MUCH THOR WHEN YOU WERE A KID -- I MEAN, SURE, YOU'VE GOT A FEW OLD THOR ISSUES MIXED IN THAT GIGANTIC BOX OF COMICS COLLECTING DUST IN YOUR MOM'S ATTIC, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WERE AN AVID THOR READER OR ANYTHING, WHICH IS ENTIRELY BESIDE THE POINT (THE POINT BEING THAT THOR IS GOING TO FRICKIN' ROCK), AND IF NOBODY WILL GO SEE A SUPERHERO MOVIE WITH YOU, IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU ONE BIT -- THOR, HERE I COME -- BY MYSELF IF NEED BE. 

1 comment:

Jamie Stangeland said...

If we were collocated I would ABSOLUTELY go see Thor with you. It's the friggin GOD OF THUNDER after all.