JUMPING TIGER TURDS -- KROGG GET NEW LAPTOP!

KROGG GET NEW LAPTOP! KROGG ORDER ON BLACK FRIDAY AND HOLY-BROKEN-RHINO-HORN DID KROGG GET GOOD DEAL!


Krogg scour internet for days and eventually find good price on good laptop. This laptop called "Acer," and Krogg slightly frightened by how cheap computers have gotten. This computer order-of-magnitude less expensive than Krogg family first computer, yet order-of-magnitude faster, smaller and more powerful -- how the fuck that work? For $250 (plus tax and shipping) Krogg get all the bytes and hertz and pixels his caveman heart could desire.  


See laptop:

ACER come equipped with things old laptop no longer has, like functional battery, dvd-drive, and working "~" key (crucial key, that "~" key!). Acer also have webcam, so Krogg can now Skype or take silly, grainy photos, like this:

Or even shoot silly, grainy video, like this:

This good thing for Glider Bison blog. Krogg now have shiny new toy to make blog with.