The Forecast Calls for Awesome

THIS IS AN EXTREME WEATHER ALERT FOR VENTURA COUNTY AND SURROUNDING AREA

DUE TO AN INCREASING DENSITY OF SUCK IN THE MID-CENTRAL PACIFIC, AS WELL AS A RECEDING LAME FRONT TO THE EAST, VENTURA COUNTY AND SURROUNDING AREA SHALL EXPERIENCE UNUSUALLY HIGH LEVELS OF AWESOME FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS. AWESOME LEVELS ARE EXPECTED TO INTENSIFY THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, AS PHOTOS FROM TEAM EXERGY'S TRAINING CAMP BEGIN SATURATING THE TOPSOIL. RESIDENTS ARE ADVISED TO GO OUTSIDE AND SCAN THEIR ROADS FOR BRIGHTLY-COLORED, FAST-MOVING, "AWESOME CYCLONES." IT IS SUSPECTED THESE POORLY-UNDERSTOOD PHENOMENA ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF THIS WEATHER SYSTEM. PLEASE CONTACT NOAA TO REPORT SIGHTINGS.


UPDATE:

ALL RESIDENTS OF VENTURA COUNTY AND SURROUNDING AREA ARE ADVISED TO GO TO VELOIMAGES.COM AND CLICK ON THE "EVENTS" TAB AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE.