People don't need to die or get hurt over Black Friday! What kind of world do we live in?
Just look at some of these headlines:
Man Dies After Wal-Mart Stampede
Black Friday Shopper Shot in Attempted Robbery
Pepper Spray Injures Black Friday Shoppers
Not to mention the tens of thousands of people whose Thanksgivings were cut short because they had to show up at work at 10PM, 11PM, or midnight on THANKSGIVING DAY -- just so retailers could get a head-start on their competition. What's next? I'll tell you what's next: Thursday Morning sales.
"Get your Black Friday shopping done a day early! Why waste your time gathered around a table with your family? Now you can spend Thanksgiving waiting in a line outside ShopCo being thankful for incredible deals!"
Fuck. Black. Friday.