Wednesday, November 16, 2011

WIN WIN WIN, HATS HATS HATS

I returned home from my splendid introduction to night biking feeling generous, and thus decided to offer up a GliderBison Giveaway. I looked in my box of swag and found an abundance of hats. Look at all these hats:

 The funny thing? I don't even wear hats! At least not billed hats. The kind of hats I wear do two things:
Billed hats on the other hand, have never agreed with me.
Hammer Nutrition visor (with sweat-wicking brow)
See what I mean?
Exergy hat!
 Believe me yet?
Smith Optics fat-billed hat.
 Pretty awful, huh?
Official USA PRO CYCLING CHALLENGE HAT

I don't like billed hats for two reasons:


So you shall profit from my dislike of billed hats. To enter:  simply leave a comment on this blog post with your name (NOTE: FACEBOOK ENTRIES DON'T COUNT!). Leaving your name is enough, but feel free to leave an actual comment, an anecdote, or a haiku too. You will be assigned a number based on the order that you commented, and I'll draw a winner using a random number generator one week from today (11/22/11).  One entry per person please. I'll draw three winners, so your odds are good. GOOD LUCK!

16 comments:

Stephen Fitz said...

I dig that they are all backwards-reading! Thats bleeding-edge style right there.

also, my capatcha word was "chotol". Um...

Ian Crane said...

Smith hat would match me
Maybe make THE joe Holmes proud?
Probably maybe

Dylan said...

In for hat!

Possibly "SIGN" it as well!?!?!?!?!?!

Brett said...

Wow Sam, you do look really bad in billed hats. So I will take one off your hands, preferably that awesomely ugly visor.

Stu said...

Sam, long time no see. I will take the Smith Hat!! How long have you been growing that facial hair?

Steve Westover said...

I don't want a hat but I would like you to sign my breasts next time you are in town

Sterling said...

I LIKE HATS.
Under other hats that provide ear warmth. Yip.

veryrustybrown said...

I need hats - I don't have enough hair!

Ryan D said...

In for a lid!

Martin Criminale said...

A Krogg in a hat! What's not to like about that.

Notimer said...

I would wear the exergy one

Mary Topping said...

Well, personally, I think you look good in anything.:>) I could only go for the Exergy hat, though -- or the Spidertech if that comes in.

INDIA.ARI said...

Hats off to your generosity!

Anonymous said...

Hats are great for covering up my receding hairline.

-Nathan

Alex said...

in for the exergy hatttt

-alex

andegenehilljohnsonhall said...

I know a bald volleyball coach who lives in billed hats.