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It cleans my dishes, it decreases my chain, it it washes my clothes.
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It makes a mighty fine tooth paste, it kills the fungus on my feet, it tastes delicious drizzled on a salad.
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Mixed with gasoline it makes napalm, blended with orange juice and ice it makes a daiquiri, added to gasoline it improves your gas mileage by 30 percent.
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I love your soap.
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