Friday, August 26, 2011

GLIDERBISON GIVEAWAY: A FRIGGIN' JERSEY

In celebration of the biggest race of the year, I present to you, the biggest giveaway in the history of my blog:

A FRIGGIN' EXERGY JERSEY! 

That's right, you can win an official Team Exergy jersey, simply by commenting on my blog. Yes, it's one of mine, which I guess makes it a used jersey -- but take my word for it, it's seen minimal use. It's a size medium. I'll sign it (or at least Krogg will) if you want me to. Wear it, hang it on your wall, or cut into pieces and use it to de-grease your chain -- whatever you want -- it's free! 

And thanks for following GliderBison.

This could be you!

THE RULES: To enter, just post a comment on this blog post (facebook entries don't count). As always, entries that are submitted in poem form are greatly appreciated, though not necessary. One post per person please, and be sure to leave your name (or at least a unique pseudonym). I'll draw a winner using a random number generator once I'm safely back in Boise after the USA Pro Cycling Challenge. Check back here on Monday evening to see if you won! SIMPLE! GOOD LUCK!

43 comments:

Jamie Stangeland said...

First?

K-Man said...

Second? And a medium? Did you shrink?

Rachel said...

Manohmanohmanohman!

cycloid said...

Already been socked and bottled—not looking to be coddled—not to be greedy—but a random Krogg jersey—would look real speedy—so I show no mercy. . . and spin again.

Brent said...

Through Colorado valleys
Exergy did pull the peleton.
If only I looked like that...

...and if I win, I will! Huzzah!

I was stoked to see you and the team doing "a job of work" (as Sherwin classically put it) at the front end of the field today. You got some major TV time, which was cool. Hope the next few days go swimmingly and that hotels continue to one-up themselves.

kfarrell said...

i could use something to wrap fish with.

Chad Richmond said...

I seen you on the teeveeeee!

byrongostop said...

Any used jersey is still better than New Jersey!

Love!

Dirkage said...

Roses are red, violets are blue, holy crap Sammy J will even sign it too!?

Jerry Shere said...

A jersey from Krogg
So happy for this Blog
and, yes I have lots of chains to clean.

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Tove Shere said...

Yes I would wear without regret,
A jersey in which Krogg has sweat,
And when I don this precious gear,
The wings of Bison should appear.

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Unknown said...

Keith jersey make me faster?

veryrustybrown said...

Oh, must have! Will look great when I'm on my Felt, esp. signed by Krogg!

andegenehilljohnsonhall said...

Krogg Mamma want.

Dylan said...

I don't know about you people and wearing the jersey, I'm framing that bad-boy and going to admire it everyday in its safe glass case!

Zacalicious said...

Jersey come and jersey go
but krogg jersey best in show
with it, me smash my foe
medium? uh oh, time to grow.

Anonymous said...

Sending Krogg Hurricane power
Here in Gloucester Irene is beginning to pitter patter
Your jersey would be as exciting as this storm
Wow!
-Timbah love

outofworkarchitect said...

A brand new jersey
Is a flower much less sweet:
Krogg's cast off is BOSS.

Sterling said...

Big man from old times
Crushing up asphalt, jersey
is now up for grabs

Seth said...

a medium kit
is not what krogg will need now
bearskin for the hunt

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Luke said...

I can haz jersey?
With Exergy on my chest
I'll swing axe like Krogg

Tad said...

Too few jerseys to
Satisfy us all. Just ONE?
Tears fall like Sam's sweat.

Bob Cesca said...

I'm a fellow 6'4" rider. It will totally fit!

Martin Criminale said...

Comment!

Ryan D said...

Team Exergy kits: they burlify the wispy and slenderize the ample.

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Cosmic Collider said...

Living vicariously through...
Krogg the caveman and his alter ego Sam the amazing writer! A Jersey would be BOSS if you know what I mean!

JAFerro said...

I just want the jersey not the speedo is my credo! Maybe a large would of let you breathe in stead of heave!

John G said...

sweet! team exergy rules!

Nick said...

If I win such a jersey, will I be bestowed with a residue of Krogg-like powers? The ability to suffer unimaginable sufferings, the strength to heft large axe, the cunning to hunt elusive mammoths.

Notimer said...

Will wearing the jersey make me faster?

The exergy of a system is the maximum useful work possible during a process that brings the system into equilibrium with a heat reservoir. (Wiki)

Starnes fam said...

You swing mighty ax! So easy a caveman can do it not apply to Krogg in US Pro Challenge! Congrats and thanks for the entertainment this week!

Brett said...

great fun watching you on the national stage. and free give-aways are always fun.

cycloid said...

37 comments ???
Colorado made Krogg famous!
Bet France will embrace you as well.

samwise said...

wash it

Seth said...

Enjoyed watching you guys all week Sam. Talked with Dave, Matt, and Eric in the hotel lobby at the end. Excellent first MAJOR appearance by the team!!

monovich said...

Who is that svelte jersey model anyway? He has the physique of a Greek god.

Chris miller said...

Followed you guys across four stages. Say hi to cookie for us as he kindly signed a USA pro cycling jersey for my wife and I at the Avon start.

Nancy said...

"Holy Shit" is all it took
You had me on the hook
An Exergy fan I became
Your great attitude
Despite the altitude
Made it great to be a cycling fan

I can't wait to watch all of the stages I taped. Following the race at every stage is incredible, but you miss so much of what goes on in between.