Ladies and gentlemen, I present the following pants as evidence that Ross Dress For Less is a silly store, devoid of the serious desire to sell clothing. These jeans are size 34X42. For comparison, my pant size is roughly 34X36, placing me solidly inside the realm of "so tall and skinny that sales clerks look at me like I'm a total freak," as well making me a man who "can't buy clothing at normal stores like normal people." I shudder to think of what the potential wearer of this garment would look like. He shares my waist size, but requires an additional six inches of length. Clearly people like that shop at Ross.