Frumpy polarized gracious armadillos gingerly embolden dilapidated tubers.
Sizzling bombastic nefarious dugong, pulsating indentured hornswoggling newt!
Festering unperturbed philharmonic derrigable, mottled courageous galvanized karyotype.
Insatiably gelatinous corrosive iguana, gerrymander crepuscular kaleidoscopic cleavage.
Podium. Podium. Podium.
Update: I had no idea what a trochee (pronounced trow-key) was until this morning, but thanks to XKCD, I now have a name for my condition. Trochee fixation. Thanks XKCD, for helping me come to terms with my disability. This comic actually had me laughing out loud: