Friday, February 11, 2011

The Van

Twelve hours and counting,
Van and trailer fully packed,
Cali' here we come!

It's quite a nice van,
With plenty if room to stretch,
Best get comfortable...

Need no crystal ball,
To see what my future holds:
Van time a'plenty.

And damn we look good,
Turning heads on the highway,
Cops' heads included...

"I pulled you over,
For looking too frickin' cool,
To be in Reno..."

"...and a rig this big,
Is technically 'commercial,'
And has to weigh-in."

Thanks officer Jerk-
Spending hours getting permits?
That's what I'd call fun!

But back on the road,
Van don't small like it once did,
A mere three hours left.

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